My whole family assumes I’m straight and it’s like if I say anything like “wow that girl is so pretty” they’re like “you’re pretty too don’t compare yourself’ like no mom the only thing I’m comparing is the width between her legs and how well I could fit.
Amy Pond + violence
She defaults to violence and weaponry from the very beginning — our introduction to adult!Amy is her cricket bat — but she’s not always effective. Gradually she gets more dangerous, but doesn’t think about what that means until she kills a human* being. After that she moves away from automatic/reckless violence.
This is one of the things I find most fascinating about Amy: she’s BY FAR the most casually violent companion of New Who.
have u ever been in a mood to destroy your relationship with everyone you know
Disney Princesses as sloths.
nothing is as disappointing as reheated fries
if i die tonight it’s because i ate 3 calcium supplement gummies instead of the recommended 2 and my bones got too strong and wild and left my weak body to find a better one
Touka gifset [1/?]
I don’t know my sexuality and I don’t care about my sexuality all I know is I wanna make out with girls and fuck guys
4.08 - Silence in the Library (screencaps)
if u go through my phone’s call log all you see is my mother’s number over and over
If Linkin Park plays in the forest and no one is around to hear it, in the end, does it even matter?
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao