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princesswitchy:

My whole family assumes I’m straight and it’s like if I say anything like “wow that girl is so pretty” they’re like “you’re pretty too don’t compare yourself’ like no mom the only thing I’m comparing is the width between her legs and how well I could fit.

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  nsfw  omg

sarah531:

taiey:

Amy Pond + violence


She defaults to violence and weaponry from the very beginning — our introduction to adult!Amy is her cricket bat — but she’s not always effective. Gradually she gets more dangerous, but doesn’t think about what that means until she kills a human* being. After that she moves away from automatic/reckless violence.

*probably

This is one of the things I find most fascinating about Amy: she’s BY FAR the most casually violent companion of New Who.

202 notes   via   source Jul 29th 2014

dacelio:

have u ever been in a mood to destroy your relationship with everyone you know

539980 notes   via   source Jul 29th 2014

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

128235 notes   via   source Jul 29th 2014
  disney  me

sluttyoliveoil:

nothing is as disappointing as reheated fries

12363 notes   via   Jul 28th 2014

itsvondell:

if i die tonight it’s because i ate 3 calcium supplement gummies instead of the recommended 2 and my bones got too strong and wild and left my weak body to find a better one

150105 notes   via   source Jul 28th 2014
Touka gifset [1/?]
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marcelotd:

I don’t know my sexuality and I don’t care about my sexuality all I know is I wanna make out with girls and fuck guys

51 notes   via   source Jul 28th 2014
  nfsw  same

4.08 - Silence in the Library (screencaps)

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hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

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  omgggg

beyoncebeytwice:

if u go through my phone’s call log all you see is my mother’s number over and over

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f0xyshy:

If Linkin Park plays in the forest and no one is around to hear it, in the end, does it even matter?

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vivalanorge:

England: colour
America: color
England: humour
America: humor
England: flavour
America: flavor
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao

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